AlieNation

I have discovered something most heinous and vile. It's an item that I have purchased... if that is the correct term. I mean I bought something, and now will be having to shell out a monthly fee jut to use it.

This is the harbinger of doom. One of the signs of the Apocalypse. It will garauntee the fall of the so-called America empire. It will alienate you from everyone you loved and everyone you may ever love. It will consume your every waking hour, haunt your every dream.

What is this vile thing you ask... simple...

WoW

I was invited over to a friend's house to experience it. To just have a little taste. 9 hours of straight exposure and I was a junkie. Hooked on it like heroine. I went out and bought my own the next day.

All day long at work I think about it. All evening long I'm on it. All night long I dream about it.

And I want to get other people hooked on it too. Just remember, I warned you. It will consume you... but its well worth it -- well, minus the alienation of the family. But they'll understand, once you get them hooked too.